Steamed hams

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Well, Seymour, I made it... despite your directions.

[Seymour Skinner]

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Uhh...

[Seymour Skinner]

Oh egads, my roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Uh-

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Seymour!

[Seymour Skinner]

Superintendent, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

[Superintendent Chalmers]

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

[Seymour Skinner]

Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams! Ooh...

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Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

[Superintendent Chalmers]

 I thought we were having steamed clams.

[Seymour Skinner]

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!